I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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