It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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