yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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I still have a little drunk in my system
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
If I die, sorry about rent.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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