why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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