the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
We are all done wearing pants today
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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