idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
i think im in europe. pls send help
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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