I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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