O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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