I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
