The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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