you have to choose: penises or morals?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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