I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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