Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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