Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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