like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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