i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I did not marry a roomba.
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