But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
the condom got lost in my hair
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I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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