Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He has the fingertips of a God
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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