im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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