it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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