Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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