i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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