Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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