would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
