did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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