they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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