atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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