Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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