there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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