Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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