I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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