you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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