Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i don't like sucking hair
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
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I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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