Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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