woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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