So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
