So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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