I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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