is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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