she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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