My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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