he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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