Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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