i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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I don't want my vagina anymore.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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