Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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