shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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