pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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