i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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