He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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