I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it because I queefed?
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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