What a fucking waste of an outfit
If that was your dad, he is hot
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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