Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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