try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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