I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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