I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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