Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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Girls should come with a carfax report
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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