It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
As shirtless as possible
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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