ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Randomize
